"I'm going to be a great film star. That is, if booze and sex don't get me first."
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"He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry."
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"If you realize that the ultimate happiness for all depends not on disorder of the emotions for either sex, but in harmonizing the emotions, all the problems will vanish."
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"Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of view."
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"Men have two basic needs. Neither of them, no matter what they say, is sex. They need love and they need work. And work takes priority over love. If a woman could know only one fact about men and work, it should be that work is the most seductive mistress most men ever have."
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"I reject totally the characterization of a transwoman as a mutilated man. First, that formulation presumes that men born into that sex assignment are not mutilated. Second, it once again sets up the feminist as the prosecutor of trans people. If there is any mutilation going on in this scene, it is being done by the feminist police force who rejects the lived embodiment of transwomen. That very accusation is a form of "mutilation" as is all transphobic discourse such as these."
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"Eating is sex for old people."
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"What I want to do is protect the religious liberties of those who believe that opposing same-sex marriage is part of their faith."
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"It would not have suprised Emilio Sandoz that his sex life was discussed with such candor and affectionate concern by his friends. The single craziest thing about being a priest, he'd found, was that celibacy was simultaneously the most private and most public aspect of his life."
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"Yes, it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take everything."
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"I don't know what anybody else in the world would want to thank America for, but man, it [jazz] works. What I like about it - and what public health people ought to like about it - it's safe sex."
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"Sex is really only touch, the closest of all touch. And it's touch we're afraid of."
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"There's nothing wrong with sexual feelings in themselves, so long as they are straightforward and not sneaking or sly. The right sort of sex stimulus is invaluable to human daily life. Without it the world grows grey."
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"Sex is the root of which intuition is the foliage and beauty is the flower."
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"Why were we driven out of Paradise? Why did we fall into this gnawing disease of unappeasable dissatisfaction? Not because we sinned. Ah, no. All the animals in Paradise enjoyed the sensual passion of coition. Not because we sinned. But because we got sex into our head."
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"It's all love or sex these days. Friendship is almost as quaint and outdated a notion as chastity. Soon friends will be like the elves and the pixies - fabulous mythical creatures from a distant past."
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"I look at history, there's not a government on the planet I respect. No country in history was ever safe to its women; internet sex is $100 billion a year industry, and 15-20 million men a day have sex with a child in sexual slavery."
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"Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in."
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"Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face."
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"Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage."
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