"I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it."
About Simon Jordan
Simon Jordan — Life and Legacy
Simon Jordan is a prominent British entrepreneur and former owner of Crystal Palace Football Club, recognized for his impactful contributions to sports management and business. His career in football ownership provided him with unique insights into leadership and decision-making, which he articulates through his quotes. Jordan's core philosophy revolves around the necessity of resilience and innovation in business. He famously stated that 'success is not just about the money; it’s about the legacy you leave behind,' reflecting his belief that true achievement encompasses far more than financial metrics. This perspective challenges the conventional view of success, urging leaders to consider their broader impact on their teams and communities. Jordan's approach to leadership emphasizes the importance of making tough decisions and embracing change. He often discusses the need for leaders to adapt in the face of adversity, a theme that resonates throughout his quotes. His insights remain relevant today, as they encourage aspiring leaders to cultivate a mindset focused on growth and transformation. By prioritizing innovation and resilience, Simon Jordan continues to influence the next generation of business leaders in the sports industry and beyond.
Quote collection
Simon Jordan quotes
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"If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos."
"I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless."
"Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job."
"What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?"
"In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate."
"Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted."
"Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs."
"I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. They're just bullshit worlds full of bullshit people."