James May
Television presenter, journalist, and author
"If your ideas are good they rise, and if they're a bit crap they sink."
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Crap
81 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
Dean Martin
Singer
"Motivation is a lotta crap."
Paul Martin
Politician
"Don't tell me what's in the Red Book. I wrote the goddamned thing. And I know that it's a lot of crap."
Steve Jobs
Entrepreneur
"Don't be evil is a load of crap."
Albert Einstein
Physicist
"God doesn't; shoot crap with the universe.Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe."
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"When you're hungry for success, don't let anyone feed you crap about slowing down."
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"Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now."
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"If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap."
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"I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap."
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"Like what you like, enjoy what you enjoy, and don't take crap from anybody."
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"I have never been against new art as such; some of it is good, much is crap, most is somewhere in between."
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"I'm crap at lying. I go bright red."
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"In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector."
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"The Devil craps on the big pile"
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"I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap."
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"Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs."
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"The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'."
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"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."
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"I was all set to blow some crap up."
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