"A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls."
Read quote
5 likes
Sweaters quotes
Sweaters
143 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
Explore further
Topics related to Sweaters
Browse quotes that often appear alongside sweaters — connected by shared ideas and recurring themes.
Quote collection
Sweaters quotes (page 2 of 8)
Follow a thought to its author, or read the full quote page.
"If these rich women from 5th Avenue spend a fortune on cashmere sweaters, they will come to my store to buy gummy bears."
Read quote
5 likes
"Tits always look better in a pink sweater."
Read quote
5 likes
"Both [of my granddaughters] Octavia and Lavinia have May birthdays. I've just been birthday shopping with them. But the shopping has a budget. I say, "Okay, if you pick this out, then you'll have how much left?" I wait for them to do the calculation, and they'll say, "$18." And we stand there and talk about, hmm, is that sweater really worth that much? And the girls work it through.Doing that takes away some of the magic of money."
Read quote
4 likes
"People only talk about me and sweaters because I don't give them anything else to talk about."
Read quote
4 likes
"I usually decide what to wear in the morning, but sometimes, I'll have a favorite coat or sweater or shoes, and I'll wear them everyday for a week!"
Read quote
3 likes
"I have my own sheep and I literally sheer the sheep and knot sweaters for friends and family from scratch."
Read quote
3 likes
"Once kids get older, the list is longer. So here goes: Stay out of debt. Sometimes debt is necessary, to buy a home or to get an education, but not to buy a sweater or to eat out."
Read quote
3 likes
"Going down (descending), I realized, was like taking hold of the loose strand of yard on a sweater you'd just spent hours knitting and pulling it until the entire sweater unraveled into a pile of string. Hiking the PCT was the maddening effort of knitting that sweater and unraveling it over and over again. As if everything gained was inevitably lost."
Read quote
3 likes
"Hiking the PCT was the maddening effort of knitting that sweater and unraveling it over and over again. As if everything gained was inevitably lost"
Read quote
3 likes
"I like shirts and sweaters that fall off the shoulder or plaid button-ups."
Read quote
3 likes
"Nobody ever seems to want my advice about serious stuff. People will be like: 'Who made that sweater?' Or 'How did you get your hair so straight?' They don't to come to me for the relationship advice or deep stuff. In fact, my little sister actually hides from me."
Read quote
3 likes
"I use all sorts of things to work with: old brooms, old sweaters, and all kinds of peculiar tools and materials... I paint to excite myself, and make something for myself."
Read quote
3 likes
"It's these parallel universes when someone you love is sick. Your world is this completely foreign place involving radiation and tumor markers. Outside, people are buying sweaters."
Read quote
3 likes
"I almost went to bed without remembering the four white violets I put in the button-hole of your green sweater and how i kissed you then and you kissed me shy as though I’d never been your lover"
Read quote
3 likes