"You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker."
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"To me, politics is a pile of tricks."
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"People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right."
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"I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye."
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"I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it."
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"Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch."
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"I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut."
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"Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy."
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"Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius."
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"I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy."
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"I don't really take the college tours and all that. Those are young people and I'm quite sure they're mature enough to understand, but they haven't seen or lived real life yet."
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"I want to let my fans know I love them and I'm coming your way and I'm bringing truckloads of funny."
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"My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy, and the bullies in the schoolyard. I had to make them laugh to keep them off my ass. I brought that to my professional career."
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"I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together."
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"The things I did on Saturday Night Live are going to stay as Saturday Night Live. You've never seen Eddie Murphy do a Gumby movie. There's a lot more new material inside of me."
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"If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned."
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"I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host Saturday Night Live."
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"Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That’s why they call it the Fists of Fury. Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I’m not mad at anybody. I’m not mad at any human being because I’m a human being."
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"You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing."
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"I don't do drama. I'm a comedian."
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