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"I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work, but I know that Barack Obama is trying his best, and that at some point down the road, he's going to get it right."
"I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting."
"I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap."
"Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills."
"I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working."
"As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life."
"I'm old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle."
"I live life and I don't take it for granted."
"If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place."
"Make your judgments and then you don't have to worry about it. You're always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing."
"It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it."
"If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing."
"I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life."
"I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze."