"Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV."
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"TV has the longest recall. You remember what you've seen for longer; it has engagement and emotion. It's the most talked about."
"My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show."
"So many movies are so formulaic because you've got to get it done in an hour and a half. On a TV series, that's where the really interesting stuff can happen."
"I wish I'd watched less TV."
"Whatever people see - TV in my mind forms people's opinions."
"I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point."
"One of the tricks that you have to learn, with episodic TV, is you don't know how many years you're going to be blessed with."
"You can't be someone you're not on TV. You can in movies, but not on TV because you can't hide."
"When I've had hard times in my life, the one thing about being in TV is that it's positive. I withdrew to 'Cheers,' it was familiar in that it was family. It had a kind of realistic positiveness to it."
"I don't get to watch Futurama, until it's on TV."
"I turn on the TV sometimes, start watching something and think: 'This seems quite good, a bit familiar.' Then I realise … It's one of my movies. It's a pretty odd feeling."
"Modern reality TV sets up these competitive situations to show us real human nature."
"Youth is life as yet unblemished by much tragedy, but hardly by TV."
"I love 'Top Chef.' I think it rewrote the book on how food shows are presented on TV."
"TV was my hobby. I loved the glitz. I loved how hot everybody was."
"Reruns are my favorite things on TV."
"With my own memoirs, they are truthful, and I write everything fully expecting to some day end up televised on Court TV, and I'm fully prepared to be challenged legally on it. Everything I write is the truth and I know that I would win."
"Every time I went on TV I got a threat."
"I am a little suspicious of industry paradigms. I feel like so many movies and TV shows feel so familiar because of over-reliance on these paradigms."