"I want my wife to wake me up with a sweet kiss"
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"I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her."
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"I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife"
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"The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you. 'Yes, dear.' And breathe."
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"No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction. A man is pleased that his wife is dressed as well as other people, and the wife is pleased that she is dressed."
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"After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month."
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"The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife."
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"As a husband, your love for your wife has a specific goal: her holiness."
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"A man’s best friend is a good wife."
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"Nietzsche had a little one-liner on how to choose a wife. He said, ''Are you willing to have a conversation with this woman for the next forty years?'' That's how to pick a wife."
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"Won't cha...picture life as my wife, just think: Full length mink, fat X and O links, Bracelets to match, conversation was all that, Showed you the safe combinations and all that. Guess you could say you's the one I trusted... Who would ever think that you would spread like mustard?"
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"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
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"I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing."
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"My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I...fell in love with her; and what is more, I have never fallen out."
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"I raised my right hand and placed my left on the Quran, which was being held by my wife and mom. Suddenly, I was blinded by a cascade of camera flashes."
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"Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever."
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"I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children."
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"A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any desire to be either his wife or his mistress."
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"A man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life."
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"Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young men, wives, widows, brothers-in-love. But always meeting ourselves."
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