Bill Murray
Actor, Comedian
"You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted."
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Bruce Willis
Actor, Producer
"I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party"
Stephen Hawking
Theoretical Physicist
"Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life."
Louisa Lawson
Writer
"A bachelor is only half a man"
Aristotle
Philosopher
"Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much."
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"Shall I never see a bachelor of three score again?"
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"I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor."
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"Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men."
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"Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne."
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"Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor?"
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"Wisely, I say, I am a bachelor."
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"A bachelor's bed is the most pleasant."
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"When a man has seen the woman whom he would have chosen if he had intended to marry speedily, his remaining a bachelor will usually depend on her resolution rather than on his."
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"What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James. 'He has one foot in the grave.' 'He means to draw it out again, I suppose."
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"We're really up against it, we poor women: A bachelor's a hard thing to convert"
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