"So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever."
Bill Hicks
Comedian, Writer
Bill Hicks was a provocative comedian known for his incisive commentary on society, politics, and the human condition, particularly through his stand-up performances.
- Born
- December 16, 1961
- Died
- February 26, 1994
- Quotes
- 265
- Rank
- #403
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"How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs."
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"Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood."
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"'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style."
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"It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet."
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