"If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries."
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"I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?"
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"Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury."
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"There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS - but they remain strangely silent."
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"When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?'"
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"I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor - even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns, I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy hero - that lone voice in the wilderness, fighting corruption and evil wherever I found it, and standing for freedom, truth and justice. And in my heart of hearts I still track the remnants of that dream wherever I go, in my endless ride into the setting sun."
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"Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas."
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"The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress."
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"Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love."
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"Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?"
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"All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real."
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"You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict."
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"We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free."
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"The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!"
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"I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it."
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"All governments are lying cocksuckers."
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"Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier."
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"When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side."
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"I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'"
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"I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious."
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