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Thomas Lennon Actor, Writer, Producer
Comedian

"I guess I considered myself just sort of a sketch comedian, you know? Actual screenwriting hadn't really occurred to me as a viable job - I didn't really know anything about it."

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Tracy Morgan Comedian, Actor
Comedian

"If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing."

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Rex Reed Film Critic, Author
Comedian

"Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids) is a gimmick comedian who has devoted her short career to being obese and obnoxious with equal success."

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Serena Williams Tennis Player
Comedian

"Those who say that Serena isn't serious about tennis; she wants to go Hollywood. That's true, about Hollywood. I would love to get a lot of acting gigs. But you wouldn't believe the stuff I've turned down because of my tournament schedule...I would do well beside (comedian) Chris Tucker."

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Robyn Hitchcock Musician, Singer-Songwriter
Comedian

"Most comedians I know are quite serious, anxious people who find life rather difficult. As a consequence, they make people laugh."

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Robyn Hitchcock Musician, Singer-Songwriter
Comedian

"I could never be a professional comedian, 'cause you have to keep telling the same jokes. For me, they're like word solos."

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Steve Martin Comedian, Actor, Writer
Comedian

"I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old."

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Steve Martin Comedian, Actor, Writer
Comedian

"Comedians don`t get Oscars, so I gave up on that a long time ago. And I can`t really speak about the Oscar-worthiness of my own performance."

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Oliver Stone Filmmaker, Screenwriter
Comedian

"I suppose in our culture - in our lifetime - we've always enjoyed people who tell it straight. We like our presidents, our comedians, and our actors to do that . . . It's funny. You say that people prefer a tasteful formalism - as opposed to an oppressive formalism - but I do feel very strongly that form follows function."

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Ice Cube Rapper, Actor
Comedian

"Some comedians you work with, they only turn on when the camera turn on, and they're like sad-faced clowns when the camera's off. And then, they come alive when the camera come on. And you be like, "Oh, damn. You're not a depressed ball of depression, but you are actually funny.""

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Ice Cube Rapper, Actor
Comedian

"I'm a good counter comedian. I can just work it off with looks, or have something crazy to say back. That works for me."

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Katherine Ryan Comedian
Comedian

"I try not to focus on politics too much - I would never be described as a hugely political woman - but the fact of the matter is, just me being a female, immigrant, stand-up comedian, single-mother ... that is political. We still live in a world where a woman with a voice is a political gesture."

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