"I play a garbage man who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Terrible."
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"One can always lament, you know — but to laugh in the face of life, that's very hard. And for me the great tragedian should also be a great comedian."
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"I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be."
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"No matter how you feel, you've got to be able to laugh at yourself. If you can laugh at Donald Trump, then you better be able to laugh at yourself, too. For us as comedians, we have to point out what's funny."
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"I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff."
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