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Bill Hicks Comedian, Writer
Comedy

"Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that."

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Aya Cash Actress
Comedy

"Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it better than if I do."

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Comedy

"Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth."

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Steve Martin Comedian, Actor, Writer
Comedy

"In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand there mute and play 25 banjo songs."

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Steve Martin Comedian, Actor, Writer
Comedy

"I can juggle. I started juggling as a kid. And when I worked at Disneyland, I knew a juggler there named Christopher Faire, and he taught me how to juggle. I used it in my comedy act for a while."

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Sylvester Stallone Actor, Filmmaker
Comedy

"When I tried to branch out into comedy, I didn't do very well at it, so I went back to doing what I do naturally well, or what the audience expects from me - action pictures."

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Russell Brand Comedian, Actor
Comedy

"I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia."

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