"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."
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Source: Dennis Miller: All In. Comedy, www.imdb.com. January 21, 2006.
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