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"I like money. It's fun to fold and stack and smell and look at. It's just plain fun to count money, and I often do it in a loud falsetto while wearing nothing but a captain's hat and a coin changer."
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Source: Dennis Miller (2001). “I Rant, Therefore I Am”, p.20, Crown Forum
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