"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
"I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love."
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Source: Dennis Miller (2011). “Ranting Again”, p.87, Main Street Books
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