"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
"If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text version of it somewhere a day later, that would be great."
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Source: Analysis: Internet media banned from the Olympics by Bernhard Warner, www.cnn.com. August 15, 2000.
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