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"In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to."
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Source: Dennis Miller (2010). “Rants”, p.34, Main Street Books
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