"Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents."

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Source: Experts: Stewart's Downfall Is in the Details. www.foxnews.com. March 5, 2004.

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Dennis Miller

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Dennis Miller is a comedian and political commentator known for his sharp wit and insightful critiques of society and culture.

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