"South African schoolchildren set a world record this week by creating the world's longest clothesline. Hey, what do South Africans wash their clothes with? Apar-Tide!"

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Source: The Dennis Miller Show, June 28, 2004.

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Dennis Miller

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Dennis Miller is a comedian and political commentator known for his sharp wit and insightful critiques of society and culture.

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