"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
"The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first... you are halling ass my friends."
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Source: Dennis Miller: All In. Comedy, www.imdb.com. January 21, 2006.
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