"I'm just trying to understand what's around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target."
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"I was lucky in the sense that I was never blessed with an overly reflective nature."
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"I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme."
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"I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother."
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"You know, people sometimes say to me, 'Do you prefer to do this or that, act or do stand-up or write' but the thing that I enjoy most is the difference between all of them, because you're always learning. I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything. I'm actually lucky to have the chance to fail at all of them."
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"I fear we might be losing the basic human facility to be alone - and with that you throw out independent decision-making, what to trust, what not to trust; key stuff - a perilous loss."
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"Adulthood feels like walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you."
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"Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures."
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"Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once."
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"Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! Fry her!! Fry her!""
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"What's the weather like? ... It's fierce mild!"
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"All the shy people are doomed! Natural selection favors the loud and the aggressive"
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"I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart."
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"I'll work for whoever wants to hire me. Even the jewelry channel."
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"We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy."
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"Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl."
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"I have tried... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies."
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"I do pauses, pauses work for me"
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"You're never going to go. Why would you go? It's a disgusting place. It's always wet even when it's dry. There's nothing there. Farmers aren't really people, you know this. They're just necessary, we need somebody to kill cows."
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"I'm fascinated by how you'll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you're doing is occupying a series of positions on a landscape."
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