"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."

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Source: Sunday Observer; Brass Hat In Hand by Russell Baker, www.nytimes.com. April 17, 1983.

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Fred Allen

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Fred Allen was a prominent American comedian and radio personality known for his sharp wit and innovative contributions to comedy.

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