"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars."
"Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners."
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"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement."
"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."
"Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent."
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."