"I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines."

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Source: Fred Allen (1956). “Much Ado About Me”

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Fred Allen

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Fred Allen was a prominent American comedian and radio personality known for his sharp wit and innovative contributions to comedy.

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