Zig Ziglar
Author, Motivational Speaker
"The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open."
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Ed Bernard
Television Producer
"Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day."
Scott Adams
Cartoonist
"If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it."
Kin Hubbard
Cartoonist, Humorist
"Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny."
Tim Gould
Artist
"I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low."
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"A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error."
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"There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft."
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