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"You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live."
"Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household."
"Idiots are always in favour of inequality of income (their only chance of eminence), and the really great in favour of equality."
"The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization."
"There was only one virtue, pugnacity; only one vice, pacifism. That is an essential condition of war."
"Even a vortex is a vortex in something. You can't have a whirlpool without water; and you can't have a vortex without gas, or molecules or atoms or ions or electrons or something, not nothing."
"I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am."
"English is the easiest language to speak badly."
"It is not pleasure that makes life worth living. It is life that makes pleasure worth having."
"Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious."
"An Englishman does everything on principle: he fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles."
"A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care."
"The devil can quote Shakespeare for his own purpose."
"I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way: by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could."
"I do not want to make my stomach a graveyard of dead animals."
"Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are disgraced by the inferior."
"Woman reduces us all to the common denominator."
"An American has no sense of privacy. He does not know what it means.There is no such thing in the country."
"Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying."