"Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it."
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"Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods."
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"Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower."
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"The rich man and his daughter are soon parted."
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"Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation."
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"Politics makes strange post-masters."
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"There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket."
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"We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want."
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"The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him."
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"A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends."
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"Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast."
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"After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school."
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"If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out."
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"It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on."
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"All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified"
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"We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches."
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"There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house."
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"Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny."
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