"The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know."
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"University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business."
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"There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together."
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"My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands."
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"Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can't see either."
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"I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work."
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"Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose."
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"You won't skid if you stay in a rut."
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"We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job."
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"I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost."
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"It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be."
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"The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted."
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"It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him."
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"Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain."
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"When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done"
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"Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler."
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"The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!"
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"When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names."
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"Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young."
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"Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something."
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