"Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me."
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"Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny."
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"Political audiences are not fun."
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"The tortoise moves very slowly, it moves towards whatever the goal is, to keep a democratic capitalistic society functioning."
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"Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!'"
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"Every other civilized country has determined when life begins and it's something that eludes us. We've got things that have to be done! "We didn't fix that bridge because you are all down at the meeting house discussing abortion again.""
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"My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road."
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"The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine."
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"See... What I felt they should have done, for our first public works project, is build a giant wall... across the entire border of Canada. Because that's where the cold air comes from."
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