"I've been in more laps than a napkin."
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"Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself."
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"I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it."
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"JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it."
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"The curve is more powerful than the sword."
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"Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it."
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"Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella."
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"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."
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"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired."
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"The best way to behave is to misbehave."
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"The best way to hold a man is in your arms."
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"When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity."
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"If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!"
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"You are never too old to become younger!"
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"I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady."
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"I'm single because I was born that way."
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"Beulah, peel me a grape"
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"I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one."
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"Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either."
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"Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches."
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