"I've been in more laps than a napkin."
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"I've been in more laps than a napkin."
"Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself."
"I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it."
"JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it."
"The curve is more powerful than the sword."
"Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it."
"Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella."
"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."
"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired."
"The best way to behave is to misbehave."
"The best way to hold a man is in your arms."
"When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity."
"If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!"
"You are never too old to become younger!"
"I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady."
"I'm single because I was born that way."
"Beulah, peel me a grape"
"I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one."
"Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either."
"Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches."