"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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"Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you."
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"I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust."
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"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
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"We're intellectual opposites. Well, I'm intellectual and you're opposite."
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"For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore."
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"Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring."
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"I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get."
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"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."
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"Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile."
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"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points."
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"An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises."
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"I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one."
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"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful."
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"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond."
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"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them."
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"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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"To err is human, but it feels divine."
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"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
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"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better."
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