"Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon."
Read quote
8 likes
Quote collection
Robin Williams quotes (page 9 of 18)
360 quotes — follow a thought to its full quote page.
"If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing."
Read quote
8 likes
"Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo."
Read quote
8 likes
"The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task."
Read quote
8 likes
"Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone."
Read quote
8 likes
"You look at the world and see how scary it can be sometimes and still try to deal with the fear. Comedy can deal with the fear and still not paralyze you or tell you that it's going away. You say, OK, you got certain choices here, you can laugh at them and then once you've laughed at them and you have expunged the demon, now you can deal with them. That's what I do when I do my act."
Read quote
8 likes
"Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore."
Read quote
8 likes
"I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence."
Read quote
8 likes
"The idea of the industrial fishing affects everyone. Those factory ships play this game of hit and run with the international fishing limits, and somebody said it's like hunting squirrels with a bulldozer. They pull everything in and they are only looking for certain types of fish and everything else dies and they just throw it back. It's like chumming."
Read quote
8 likes
"In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing."
Read quote
8 likes
"When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence"
Read quote
8 likes
"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
Read quote
8 likes
"When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in."
Read quote
8 likes
"Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?"
Read quote
8 likes
"You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo... ‘Cause you’re only given a little spark of madness... and if you lose that, you’re nothing"
Read quote
7 likes
"Politically, I don't care what party you're from, offer a point of view and let's see what happens and really debate the issues rather than use personal attacks. Really talk about it, talk about immigration, talk about education, talk about pollution."
Read quote
7 likes
"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."
Read quote
7 likes
"My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation."
Read quote
7 likes
"We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers."
Read quote
7 likes
"I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?"
Read quote
7 likes