"If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart."
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"The customer is usually wrong, but statistics indicate that it doesn't pay to tell him so"
"You see, but you do not observe."
"Do not trust any statistics you did not fake yourself."
"Misinterpretation is the most deadly of human sins."
"It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem."
"Algebras (jabbre and maqabeleh) are geometric facts which are proved by propositions five and six of Book two of Elements."
"So strong is the power of superstition that even though we know that we have been reverencing a sham, yet still we hesitate to admit the validity of our new-found convictions."
"Everything flows, nothing stays still."
"Just as no one can be forced into belief, so no one can be forced into unbelief."
"Higher education is not necessarily a guarantee of higher virtue."
"If all the statisticians in the world were laid head to toe, they wouldn't be able to reach a conclusion"
"According to statistics, it's a lot easier to get hit by lightning than to win a Lotto jackpot. The good side: you don't hear from your relatives."
"Art is the expression of the profoundest thoughts in the simplest way."
"For to be possessed of a vigorous mind is not enough; the prime requisite is rightly to apply it."
"And he will manage the cure best who has foreseen what is to happen from the present state of matters."
"When one man dies it is a tragedy, when thousands die it's statistics."
"Damn description, it is always disgusting."
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics."
"In science, each new point of view calls forth a revolution in nomenclature."
"But to us, probability is the very guide of life."