"Like some kind of particularly tenacious vampire the short story refuses to die, and seems at this point in time to be a wonderful length for our generation."
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"First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard."
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"Vampires are immortal, you can do whatever you want, and get away with it. And there's the seduction part of course, sex is a big part of the vampire thing."
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"It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear."
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"I certainly believe that what we perceive as humans is just the tip of the iceberg. I don't necessarily believe in vampires or werewolves or that kind of thing, but I believe there is definitely a realm we don't necessarily have access to."
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"I don't really watch much TV. I watch old movies and stuff like that, so I'm not up to date. My favorite vampire movie would definitely have to be the one with Gary Oldman [Dracula]."
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"I want to be a society vampire, you see."
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"Forget about your folklore. I can take a few inspirations, but I can certainly not do an homage. That's not my trip. I'm a fashion vampire. I take what I need and I leave the rest."
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"Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires."
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"For men there are costumes like fireman, policeman and vampire. For women there are costumes like slutty fireman, slutty policeman and slutty vampire."
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"Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat."
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"I don't want to talk about the vampire schedule. That's just gonna upset me."
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"A gold standard is to the moochers and looters in government what sunlight and garlic are to vampires."
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"Now that was informative" were her first words. "Catherine, you never told me that no matter how many times you sliced something off a vampire, it grew back" Charming, "Guess I don't have to ask if you had a nice time."
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"Rodney set a plate in front of me and one in front of my mother. I almost fainted when she began to eat instead of hurling it at him. Had one of the vampires gotten tired of her bitching and bitten her into a better mood? She caught my flabbergasted look. "I watched what he put in it" she said defensively. Rodney, instead of being insulted, just laughed. "You're welcome, Justina."
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"Vampires probably don't have great breath."
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"Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess."
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"Vampires are total sexual metaphors; there's just no way around that."
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"I'm aware of 'Twilight,' but I've never seen the movies or read any of the books. Frankly, the story leaves me cold - why do a vampire story about abstinence?"
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"When I go home, the last thing I want to do is read about the popular lore of vampires."
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