"Investing is where you find a few great companies and then sit on your ass."
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"Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it."
"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass."
"Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me?"
"If you buy something because it's undervalued, then you have to think about selling it when it approaches your calculation of its intrinsic value. That's hard. But if you buy a few great companies, then you can sit on your ass. That's a good thing."
"Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn't mean we can't kick your ass!"
"I feel more productive, mostly because I feel like my ass is on the line. Before I had kids, I would sit around, drink, I don't even know what I did with myself."
"The Germans have a word for it: Sitzfleisch. Staying power. Winning by sticking your ass to the seat and not leaving until after it's over."
"Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food."
"A person whodoes not regard music as a marvelous creation of God, must be a clodhopper indeed and does not deserve to be called a human being; he should be permitted to hear nothing but the braying of asses and the grunting of hogs."
"I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it."
"If it is wisdom you're after, you're going to spend a lot of time on your ass reading."
"Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare."
"When you're superhot, you don't have the time to enjoy being superhot, because you're working your ass off. By the time we will actually have time to really go out and screw around, we won't be hot anymore."
"I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum."
"I hope you're all Republicans."
"If you’re afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you’re not really fit to advocate for them."
"The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad."
"All women are NATURALLY, bad ass!"
"I detest limitations of any kind, and intend to establish my ass some place where I am a virgin on the police blotter."