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Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
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"Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it."

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Marlon Brando Actor, Director
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"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass."

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Charlie Munger Investor, Businessman
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"If you buy something because it's undervalued, then you have to think about selling it when it approaches your calculation of its intrinsic value. That's hard. But if you buy a few great companies, then you can sit on your ass. That's a good thing."

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Walter Martin Musician
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"I feel more productive, mostly because I feel like my ass is on the line. Before I had kids, I would sit around, drink, I don't even know what I did with myself."

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Ryan Holiday Author, marketer
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"The Germans have a word for it: Sitzfleisch. Staying power. Winning by sticking your ass to the seat and not leaving until after it's over."

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Martin Luther Theologian
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"A person whodoes not regard music as a marvelous creation of God, must be a clodhopper indeed and does not deserve to be called a human being; he should be permitted to hear nothing but the braying of asses and the grunting of hogs."

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John Hughes Filmmaker
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"I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it."

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Trey Parker Animator, Writer, Director
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"When you're superhot, you don't have the time to enjoy being superhot, because you're working your ass off. By the time we will actually have time to really go out and screw around, we won't be hot anymore."

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"If you’re afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you’re not really fit to advocate for them."

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Mark Twain Writer, Humorist
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"The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad."

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