"A stubborn ass needs a stubborn driver"
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"When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!"
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"The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death."
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"Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked."
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"Done sayin I'm done playin"
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"On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours."
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"Methought I was enamour'd of an ass."
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"Every man who has declared that some other man is an ass or a scoundrel, gets angry when the other man conclusively shows that the assertion was erroneous."
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"My family and my friends-they keep me grounded. Especially my mom, because she would kick my ass if I was to change."
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"But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back."
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"Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself."
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"Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass."
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"If you're not in the arena also getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in your feedback."
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"I don't know where there can be so many pianists as in Paris, so many asses and so many virtuosi."
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"I like all types of bombshells from super big tits and ass, to no tits and lots of personality."
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"I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I went along with them."
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"I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person."
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"You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally."
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"[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips."
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"F-ck you, p-ssy ass haters you should do you."
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