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"Get your assets working for you so that your "ass" isn't working for someone else."
"I listen to a lot of different kind of music. A lot of weird-ass music, like weird-ass, old Portishead."
"Terror is the desire to save your own ass, but horror is rooted in sympathy."
"Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass?"
"The ass bears the load, but not the overload."
"I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that.""
"Women have been kicking ass for centuries."
"It's possible that I shall make an ass of myself. But in that case one can always get out of it with a little dialectic. I have, of course, so worded my proposition as to be right either way."
"The Carpetbaggers was the first big money I made. Money gave me a lot of freedom, but no matter how much you make there's always somebody chasing your ass for more."
"If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot."
"To be engrossed by something outside ourselves is a powerful antidote for the rational mind, the mind that so frequently has its head up its own ass."
"How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death?"
"All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante."
"It was the kind of experience, Molly said, that would grow calluses on an angel's ass."
"If you fall on concrete, that's yo ass fault"
"I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure"
"I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk."
""Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass.""
"Life is hard to bear: but do not affect to be so delicate! We are all of us fine sumpter asses and assesses."