"I make an ass clap like tap shoes."
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"The law is an ass, an idiot."
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"If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them."
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"In Hitchcock's movies you can see the storyboards and that's cool. It's nice to see a filmmaker be that prepared. Most filmmakers today have their heads up their ass, they're not nearly that prepared. He obviously had a right to say this is what I want and this is how we're doing it, because he was ready. Some filmmakers show up on the set and they don't know what they're doing. So then everyone has ideas and that makes a bad situation too. Be a director who's completely in control and yet no one knows it."
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"After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass."
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"I'm definitely a nerd. I'm a cool-ass nerd, but I am definitely a nerd."
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"Pick something you love and work your ass off, no matter what people say."
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"A lion may die of an ass's kick."
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"The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your ass in the chair."
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"writing = ass + chair"
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"My very first friend was my stand-in, who's a very dear friend to this day, and she kind of saved my ass. She told me where to stand and where the camera was and where to look. I thought, "If I don't enjoy this, then there's absolutely no point in being an actor.""
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"A fire lit under my ass? Yeah, that's true. No time to waste."
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"You can market your ass off, but if your product sucks, you're dead."
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"If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The face is always on its own."
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"Dyin' is a pain in the ass."
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"Those back-to-back experiences confirmed what I already knew: That I was a shitty-ass employee and I'd better start my own business."
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"I like being involved in businesses where you are kicking ass."
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"FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass."
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"It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick."
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"I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55."
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