"They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about."
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"Relationships have always seemed very mysterious, and therefore worth exploring. I’m single, so it’s still kind of a mystery - a worthwhile mystery, one that I want to be on the scent of. I’m not lonely, and I think that has a lot to do with what’s on my bedside table rather than what’s in my bed."
"I think I’m quite a lazy person, actually. If I’m not careful, I could just stay in bed all day."
"Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides, the lettuce contains narcotic properties. It is said of Galen, that he used to obtain from a head of it, eaten on going to bed, all the good effects of a dose of opium."
"In bed we laugh, in bed we cry, and born in bed, in bed we die; the near approach a bed may show of human bliss to human woe."
"I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not"
"Better to sleep in an uncomfortable bed free, than sleep in a comfortable bed unfree."
"Daybreak is a never-ending glory; getting out of bed is a never ending nuisance."
"You look like you're ready for bed!"
"A strong argument for the religion of Christ is this - that offences against Charity are about the only ones which men on their death-beds can be made - not to understand - but to feel - as crime."
"He knelt by the bed and bent over her, draining their last moment to its lees; and in the silence there passed between them the word which made all clear."
"There are people who go to bed hungry, and that is unconscionable."
"The courage it took to get out of bed each morning to face the same things over and over was enormous."
"What were all the world's alarms To mighty Paris when he found Sleep upon a golden bed That first dawn in Helen's arms?"
"What's done cannot be undone. To bed, to bed, to bed."
"Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'"
"I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had breakfast in bed."
"Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed."
"Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband)."
"A woman's pity, which is talkative, carries the sick person's bed to the public marketplace."