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"Ah, lives there a man with soul so dead, who never to himself hath said As he hunched and rolled in his comfortable bed: To hell with the rent . . . I'll drink instead!"
"Applaud my friends, the comedy is over... [on his death bed]"
"The trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you."
"Only the other day I was inquiring of an entire bed of old-fashioned roses, forced to listen to my ramblings on the meaning of the universe as I sat cross-legged in the lotus position in front of them."
"Jane Austen: Getting into her books is like getting in bed with a cadaver. Something vital is lacking; namely, life."
"Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else."
"Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed."
"The true poet is all the time a visionary and whether with friends or not, as much alone as a man on his death bed."
"You're like the devil with horns in your head, the only way I'll get you is to get you in bed."
"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed."
"I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control."
"Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?' You'll have to go to your 'Thought' app!"
"Habits are like comfortable beds. They are easy to get into, but difficult to get out of."
"I've never even been to bed with a man. Never. That's how pure I am; I have nothing to be ashamed of. My gods made me the way I am."
"Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as we tell you... you are free to do as we tell you."
"Well, one gets out of bed and the planets don't always hiss or muck up the day, each day."
"It was such a beautiful day I decided to stay in bed."
"I don't dare start thinking in the morning. I don't dare start thinking in the morning. If I thought thoughts in bed, Them thoughts would bust my head-- So I don't dare start thinking in the morning."
"Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise."
"Most men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't."
