"People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise."
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"Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop."
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"The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself."
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"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood."
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"I'm a nut, but not just a nut."
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"Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them."
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"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
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"You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted."
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"There's only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing. Sometimes you can avoid a traffic violation. But the only time it really matters is in the emergency room with your kids. That's when you want to be noticed, because it's very easy to get forgotten in an ER."
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"You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone."
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"If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick a date. Let's plan this and make a party and get married.' Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world, and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you're still in love with that person, get married at the airport."
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"The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life."
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"Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying."
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"Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself."
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"Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed."
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"Be available for life to happen."
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"I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something."
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"Grab this day by the neck and kiss it."
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"Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing."
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"You work, you get paid, you drink."
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