"If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment."
"It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand"
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Source: Dave Allen's comic quotes, news.bbc.co.uk. March 11, 2005.
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