"If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment."
About Dave Allen
Dave Allen was a prominent Irish comedian and storyteller whose work resonated with audiences through its blend of humor and poignant reflection on life. His distinctive style was characterized by a conversational approach, often drawing from his own experiences growing up in Ireland. Allen's humor was not merely for entertainment; it served as a lens through which he examined the complexities of human nature and societal norms. One of his notable quotes, 'A comedian is not a man who tells jokes, but a man who tells the truth,' encapsulates his philosophy that comedy should reveal deeper truths about life. This perspective allowed him to tackle subjects that others might shy away from, using laughter as a means to engage with serious themes. His storytelling often included personal anecdotes, making his performances relatable and impactful. Allen's influence extends beyond mere laughter; his ability to challenge conventional thinking through humor continues to resonate today. By addressing the absurdities of life with wit and sincerity, he has left a lasting legacy that encourages audiences to reflect on their own experiences and the world around them.
Quote collection
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"If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment."
"We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock."
"A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way."
"Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you."
"My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties."
"Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers."
"How could I have not known about Ume? An Austin trio fronted by a whirling dervish of singer guitarist who in the standard PR band head shot looks like she wouldn't hurt a fly; yet give her a guitar, a Marshall stack and a mic and stand back, way back. She shreds. File under - Do Not Overlook and Go Tell Your Friends"
"It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand"
"I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things."