"I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!"
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"Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you."
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"Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime."
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"Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler."
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"Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by."
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"The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher."
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"Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart."
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"I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman."
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"Motivation is a lotta crap."
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"Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish."
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"There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does."
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"I take the juice of two bottles of whisky."
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"We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball."
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"In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings."
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"Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him."
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