"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
"The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic."
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Source: Dennis Miller: The Raw Feed. Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. April 12, 2003.
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