"I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights."
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"You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools."
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"I get paid very well for an amazing, amazing life. I'm blessed."
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"I'm a fan of people getting together."
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"My cat, Ethel, is an indoor cat but somehow she's sneakin' out at night. 'Cause the other morning I found a stamp on her paw... I wouldn't have noticed myself, but I just bought this new black light and she passed right under it and I said, 'Hey, what's that on you paw?"
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"I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out."
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"First of all, I don't think they have to go that high. That is not necessary, to be that high in the air. I think they're showing off, those pilots. I think we could just go really fast just a few feet off the ground. Just high enough to miss the animals."
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"You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me."
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"I'm probably the most honest person you'll ever meet - to a fault, like, I-will-hurt-your-feelings honest. I'm sure if I lied about anything, it would have been silly, but I haven't retained that information."
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"All of my friends were seeing a therapist, and I thought something was wrong with me that I didn't see a therapist. So I went to a therapist to find out why I wasn't seeing a therapist. And it turns out I'm very screwed up. Thank God I found a therapist to tell me for $125 an hour."
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"I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with."
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"I was raised that you don't use something nice until there's someplace to go."
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"In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean."
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"People give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with anything?"
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"I've got a lot to say about television. There's a lot going on in television right now and I feel like a huge part of television."
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"Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello."
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"Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair."
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"Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about."
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"I still get scared at night. Every tiny creak, every little noise, I open my eyes real wide and listen with them. Have you noticed that? When it’s dark and you can’t see a thing, you open your eyes really wide and glance back and force, like your eyes become your ears?"
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"I look at anything in nature and how things work - the stars, the pyramids - and I can't imagine that there's not some kind of design to it all. There's got to be something big that we don't understand. I do believe in Jesus. I believe in being good to one another. Life is about spending our time here contributing and not taking away. That's my faith."
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