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"Many people are intimidated by doctors. ... People also feel stupid when they don't understand what a doctor's talking about the first time around, so they don't ask again. And let's be honest here, people. English is not a doctor's first language."
"I'm so bored. I went to the food locker yesterday to visit my meat."
"After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery."
"I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell."
"Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species."
"A child develops individuality long before he develops taste."
"Never be in a hurry to terminate a marriage. Remember, you may need this man/woman to finish a sentence."
"It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job."
"When the history of guilt is written, parents who refuse their children money will be right up there in the Top Ten."
"I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby."
"Myths that need clarification: "Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach." False. The only people who live on California beaches are vacationers from Arizona, Utah, and Nevada who own condos."
"God created man, but I could do better."
"With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield."
"Do I have to use my own money?"