"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."
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"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
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"First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you."
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"There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo."
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"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
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"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
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"He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie."
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"There is properly no history, only biography."
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"There's birth, there's death, and in between there's maintenance."
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"Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it."
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"The gods throw the dice and they don't ask whether we want to be in the game or not."
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"If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything."
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"I think all good drama is funny. All the best drama is ultimately very funny. Life is funny. You can't have any honest treatise on life without bumping into some humor."
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"A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling."
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